The notorious Laudium businessman known as “Chicky Lamba”, who was recently filmed threatening a man at gunpoint in the back of a vehicle, is in talks with “a big studio” about turning his life story into a movie. This is according to an associate of Lamba, who spoke exclusively to the Daily Vox on Tuesday.
The man, who refused to identify himself other than as “Ahmed” for fear of being put in the bush, said Lamba was determined to tell his side of the story.
“Look, the bra says he did nothing wrong. He just threatened the brazo and told him to lay off his fiancé. To be fair, I would fuck up someone who tried to touch my vrou,” Ahmed said.
Ahmed refused to divulge any further details about the new film, but said it would put everyone in Lamba’s back pocket.
“Chicky was naar because the cameraman didn’t show his face, but we got rid of that maadar,” he said.
The viral video, which was leaked by one of the people involved in the incident last week, shows three men intimidating, beating and pointing a gun at a man now identified as Aadil Osman.
Ahmed said the video hasn’t just destroyed the boys’ lives, it has also marked the end of an era.
“We’ve always fixed our problems on our own in Laudium … managed our own affairs. Why you guys got to bring in the law?” he said with some despondency.
He refused to indicate whether he was the “Ahmed Amiski” mentioned so generously in the video.
The Lamba family refused to comment on allegations that Chicky was shooting a new film but did say, “His phone has been confiscated.”
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