Speculation is rife over who will take over running Fifa in the coming days, with former British prime minister Tony Blair tipped to be the frontrunner for the coveted post following the resignation of Sepp Blatter.
“There is no bigger cock in the world right now other than Blair, and it would seem he is made for the job,†a source inside Fifa said.
Blatter had been under enormous pressure to resign over the past week after a litany of corruption charges were leveled at Fifa’s top brass.
It is understood that Blatter finally resigned after a deal was made to secure Blair in the top position. Insiders say Blatter shares Blair’s vision of helping the developing world fuck themselves.
“Blair understands the terrain. He will give us helping hand,†a minister from Gabon said.
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