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#ChickyLamba: The Movie coming soon, says Lamba associate

The notorious Laudium businessman known as “Chicky Lamba”, who was recently filmed threatening a man at gunpoint in the back of a vehicle, is in talks with “a big studio” about turning his life story into a movie. This is according to an associate of Lamba, who spoke exclusively to the Daily Vox on Tuesday.

The man, who refused to identify himself other than as “Ahmed” for fear of being put in the bush, said Lamba was determined to tell his side of the story.

“Look, the bra says he did nothing wrong. He just threatened the brazo and told him to lay off his fiancé. To be fair, I would fuck up someone who tried to touch my vrou,” Ahmed said.

Ahmed refused to divulge any further details about the new film, but said it would put everyone in Lamba’s back pocket.

“Chicky was naar because the cameraman didn’t show his face, but we got rid of that maadar,” he said.

The viral video, which was leaked by one of the people involved in the incident last week, shows three men intimidating, beating and pointing a gun at a man now identified as Aadil Osman.

Ahmed said the video hasn’t just destroyed the boys’ lives, it has also marked the end of an era.

“We’ve always fixed our problems on our own in Laudium … managed our own affairs. Why you guys got to bring in the law?” he said with some despondency.

He refused to indicate whether he was the “Ahmed Amiski” mentioned so generously in the video.

The Lamba family refused to comment on allegations that Chicky was shooting a new film but did say, “His phone has been confiscated.”

 

Abu O’Well is an almost an award-winning satirist with the Daily Vox. Read more of his writing here.

2 Comments
  1. NOLAW says

    Is this “big studio” a porn site,perhaps ?
    It’s the only movie I see dickheads like Chicky starring in,where he gets gang raped in prison,by herpes infected cellmates….lol.
    Twats like these must be hanged,not used in movies.
    Ask Shiraz Bhamjee,the Namibian businessman,who appointed a faggot hitman,to intimidate and harass my family and I.
    The faggot hitman with a big mouth like Chicky,is now in hiding,cos he never expected a retaliation from me.He may have succeeded in bribing the cops and court officials here in Dundee,but that made it worse for this “hitman”,cos I have the proof of same,and when I am done with exposing and humiliating these twats,I shall have em hanged in prison by their cellmates,God Willing.
    These are pornstar characters,and not worthy of any movie worth watching.
    Google Shiraz Bhamjee and read about his wannabe gangster tactics.

  2. Justin says

    Wow Porn and herpes in the same sentence, seems you know allot about faggots and rapes and all that
    Never the less these are indian males with psychological problems, sad but true if they try and attack any other race they get killed….Indians gangsters shame ,,,,,don’t happen ,,,,that shit just doesn’t happen

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