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Secret documents suggest Mandela might have been Muslim

Declassified documents released one year after Nelson Mandela’s death suggest that south Africa’s most famous citizen might just have been a convert to Islam.

Mandela, known widely by his clan name Madiba, is referred to in a South African Defence Force document as “Mahmoud”.

The document titled: 44644/Muslim /786 says Madiba converted to Islam shortly after reaching Robben IsIand.

“Mr Mandela or Mahmoud as his close circle would refer to him, seemed unduly fascinated by Malcolm X and Mohammed Ali during his time in prison and drew much solace in their struggle and subsequent conversion to Islam.”

“Later, when Michael Jackson became Muslim he was sold,” the document concludes.

It is not clear why Mandela chose to keep his conversion to Islam a secret, just as it is unclear why he signed such a hopeless agreement for black South Africans.

Meanwhile, the ruling party have rubbished the report.

“This is an attempt to appropriate the memory of Mandela. We have always fought against the monopolization of this memory,” the ANC said in a statement.

“The man was not a terrorist.”

Mandela remains an enigma for most historians who still for the most part aren’t sure if he liked his eggs sunny side up, down or scrambled. Or, if he had been ever part of the South African Communist Party.

Reacting to the report, South Africa’s Jamiat ul Ulema said the report was mischievous.

“We have a list of about 99 black people who converted to Islam but there is no record of Madiba being one of them,” a spokesperson said.

Every year the Mandela Foundation receives requests from various faiths and organisations across the globe bidding the Foundation to recognize Mandela as one of the own.

“Some are usually more credible than others.”

“But we entertain all queries because his memory is still a very profitable business,” the Foundation said.

Abu O’Well is an almost an award-winning satirist with the Daily Vox. Read more of his writing here.

7 Comments
  1. Muhammad says

    even though this is pure SATIRE, sadly, many readers will never know that. They’ll post it and share it where many other readers will also fail to notice the SATIRE.
    This is terribly inciteful. Jokes aside, it only serves to benefit the many islamaphobes out there who will use the opportunity of missed SATIRE to drive home their point that Muslims are a bunch of crazies. In fact, it’s happening already.
    As for the author, I find it a cowardly act that even though this article is labelled as satirical in some obscure corner of the page, he refuses to sign it with his real name.
    Daily Vox— desperate to make the news.

    1. AssociateEd
      AssociateEd says

      don’t worry, now that you have made it clear it is SATIRE, all will be well.

  2. Ahmed says

    “…the ANC said in a statement.
    “The man was not a terrorist.” – I want to know is this the ANC’s position on muslims? Really as a Muslim I am disgusted at that statement, I only know Mandela would have flogged the person who made that statement.

    1. Muhammad says

      You see what I mean AssociateEd Azad?

      1. AssociateEd
        AssociateEd says

        some people cannot be saved.

  3. ayub khan says

    Let God be the judge on Mandela.
    Really. He was a leader beyond comparison.
    At best, Muslim rulers should aspire to emulate him.
    Not since the conquest of Makka by Muhammad has any banished person been so merciful to his oppressors.

  4. Sue says

    Satire should never need to be labelled as such. If it needs a label or a disclaimer or an explainer, then sorry, it’s not satire.

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