Speculation is rife over who will take over running Fifa in the coming days,Â with former British prime minister Tony Blair tipped to be the frontrunner for theÂ coveted post following the resignation of Sepp Blatter.
â€œThere is no bigger cock in the world right now other thanÂ Blair, and it would seem he is made for the job,â€ a source inside FifaÂ said.
Blatter had been under enormous pressure to resign over the pastÂ week after a litany of corruption charges were leveled at Fifaâ€™s topÂ brass.
It is understood that Blatter finally resigned after a deal was madeÂ to secure Blair in the top position. Insiders say Blatter sharesÂ Blairâ€™s vision of helping the developing world fuck themselves.
â€œBlair understands the terrain. He will give us helping hand,â€ aÂ minister from Gabon said.