Every parent’s nightmare: Oscar Pistorius playing hide and seek with their kids

Oscar and kids

Parents, lock up your children! When he’s finished being locked up himself, Oscar Pistorious would like to work with children – if his parole conditions allow. There is, however, no law that prevents someone with a criminal record from working with children (excepting sexual offenders).

In case you’ve forgotten, Pistorius was convicted of culpable homicide last year for shooting and killing his girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp through a locked toilet door.

Never mind his criminal record and anger management issues, what kind of role model would such a mentor provide?

And we really, really hope Pistorius’ fantasies about this new career don’t include playing games like hide and seek. That could be, erm, deadly.