So Starbucks in SA is a sip of the first world? 🐸 ☕️

Ahead of the Thursday opening of Starbucks in South Africa, Wayne Parnell attended the by-invitation-only launch of the international coffee chain in Rosebank. The South African cool-kid cricketer posted a snap of himself with a coffee cup and captioned it (sic) “1st WORLD NORM🇺🇸 MEETS 3rd WORLD 🇿🇦. #starbuckssa #flyyourownflag”

And I cringed.
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Look we’ve got a fluctuating rate against the dollar, a seriously problematic president, and we remain one of the most unequal societies in the world and, well, a dearth of overpriced coffee stores is not exactly a sign of our development.

Look, we can wax lyrical about how we’re not quite “3rd world”, whatever that means.  We’re a member of the BRICS alliance, along with Brazil, Russia, India and China. This cements us as a fast-developing nation with an internationally-recognised growing economy and a definite sphere of influence on regional and global affairs. The ‘BRICS Bank’, the New Development Bank, has just opened up. With a rating agency of their own to assess creditworthiness of debtors, the World Bank and IMF have serious competition in the NDB.

We’re also then a member of the G-20, an international forum for the governments and central bank governors from 20 major economies. And hey, we’re kind of the America of Africa, not that it’s something to be boasting about.

But all that aside, we have to ask – does having access to Starbucks’ signature caramel syrup and seasonal pumpkin spice lattes really render the USA a first-world country? Does the fact that people post pictures of their personalised cups there really render it a “norm?” What about American police brutality, racism, and their oppressive foreign policies – are those “first world norms” too? Is that what we should be aspiring to?

As an internationally renowned cricketer, Parnell has travelled far and wide to represent South Africa. He’s probably seen a lot more of the world than the average person, but this is not enough of a justification for him to superimpose damaging views onto his own country. Especially because we don’t see what’s so great about America anyway.

Consumerist expansion is arguably a type of colonialism, and this launch of Starbucks is totally a capitalist-driven move – the latest in the vein of other franchises like Burger King, Dominos and Krispy Kreme also opening up here. Does this mean that South Africa is now validated, because of the fact that we have been identified as a potentially very viable market? Is our “success” dependent on us receiving this validation, and is it what will liberate us from our position as a ‘third-world’ African country?

I can’t deny that I’ll probably be standing and queuing up for a venti flat white pretty soon – but it will be because I like coffee, not because we want a “1st world norm” to immediately become our reality. South Africa is very far from perfect, but we’ve got a pretty great culture of our own, and we shouldn’t allow it to be diluted by bigshot brands.

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2 Comments

  1. Sue says

    A very amusing parody of “Social Justice Warrior” thinking! I actually thought it was serious at first, but the bit about the venti flat white at the end gives it away. Thanks Daily Vox, you need more satire like this on your site!

  2. TheRealMidnite says

    Ha ha ha! More like 1st world idiocy. Does that brainless celebrity moron not understand that all Starbuck’s coffee is sourced from the 3rd world anyway at extortionist prices? Should we be grateful for our own resources sold back to us at over-inflated prices? Screw Wayne Purnell and screw Starbucks. I have no patience for either.

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